Taxes Are Done

"Party-vi" (party-vi)
01/29/2016 at 08:54 • Filed to: gubment y u do dis

Here’s what I can buy with my return. Whole lotta nothing.

DISCUSSION (40)

spanfucker retire bitch > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 08:57

This is where I’d put an annotation over the cardboard box

IF I HAD THEM

The Ghost of Oppo > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 08:59

You totally bought that nothing out from under me!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:01

You didnt buy the card bosrd boxes?

Party-vi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
01/29/2016 at 09:02

Those were part of the refund.

Party-vi > The Ghost of Oppo
01/29/2016 at 09:05

I got this nothing fair and square, bub!

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:08

Good job! I still haven’t learned how not to give Uncle Sam an interest free loan every year.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:08

This just means you got the most mileage out of your salary during the year.

450X_FTW > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:10

Are those to catch the fluid drips from your BMW?

Party-vi > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
01/29/2016 at 09:11

I figure it’s an almost unnoticeable amount of money from each check, so at most I’m losing a whole couple dollars in what would be gained from interest in a savings account. Woop.

Party-vi > 450X_FTW
01/29/2016 at 09:12

No those are for the Willys. The BMW doesn’t drip oil; the fluid just simply vanishes.

The Ghost of Oppo > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:13

I’m not your bub, guy!

bobbe17 > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:14

My wife made more money this year bumping up our tax bracket, now we owe money for the first time. I try to be upset about it but I can't really complain about having more money overall.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:15

My wife’s car does that same neat trick with its oil

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:15

I know. It’s the principle of the thing, though.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:17

Vanishes? You mean it’s magic?

ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:27

Whats your withholding like? Single with zero dependants gives you more money when you do do your taxes. But then you take home a little less every month. Also get an IRA, I gives you a credit, which is better than a deduction because tax math.

zveugen > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:28

YOU CAN BUY A GARAGE!? LUCK YOU

Party-vi > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
01/29/2016 at 09:28

I’ve got an older IRA that is doing thing (from the last company I worked for) and an active 401k. Withholding is single with zero, so I did get a return but the money is already going places -__-

Meatcoma > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:29

You can always take some of the tape off the cardboard boxes and fix those messy wires on your garage door opener!

Party-vi > zveugen
01/29/2016 at 09:29

calm yer tits. I could only afford the Google image search picture of a garage.

Party-vi > The Ghost of Oppo
01/29/2016 at 09:30

I’m not your guy, pal!

Party-vi > Meatcoma
01/29/2016 at 09:31

Not my house. I used the Googs for a generic empty garage pic, since my garage has a couple thousand pounds of Jeep in it.

Party-vi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
01/29/2016 at 09:31

Yes, as are most German cars over a decade old that still run.

zveugen > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:34

Ah damn, just me trying to find the bright side... or projecting through a dumb joke how badly I want a garage :(

Master Cylinder > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:38

Not looking forward to doing mine. Last year was rough thanks to my wife not having enough payroll deductions, we owed close to a grand. If we had filed separately, I would have gotten a return :(

This year we are filing separately though, because student loans. Maybe I will get some dollars back.

Meatcoma > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 09:51

Jeepus! That’s a lot of Jeep.

Party-vi > Meatcoma
01/29/2016 at 10:04

No that’s only a little bit of Jeep, only 11' of it to be exact.

ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 10:09

Oh, ‘sponsibilities. Did you contribute to it last year?

Party-vi > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
01/29/2016 at 10:11

I had contributions in ‘14 but not a damn thing in ‘15.

ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Party-vi
01/29/2016 at 10:14

Tisk, you should always, just for the free money on your return. Just an FYI, also contributions are valid for 2015 up until 4/15/16, but you filed already.

Party-vi > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
01/29/2016 at 10:17

I would actually like to roll it into my 401k but it appears as if all the information online I can find talks about rolling a 401k into an IRA and not the other way around. So now it sits, slowly bleeding money.